I just had the most pro-gay dream ever.
It was wonderful, I knew just what to say to all the ignorant bastards in the room.
Christian Porn is a thing, you guys.
oh my god
“No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery.”
“All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples.”
I sure am glad the couple that I’m watching fuck is doing it to make a baby, otherwise it would be a sin to watch!
wat.
I want one of those mugs, bring it to church every Sunday.
(Source: youllgoforwardsandillgoback)
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS.
MY HEART JUST EXPLODED.
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Castle Fandom: JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A Time fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word Fandom: FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
Tegan and Sara Fandom: I hate when other motherfuckers fuck shit up
